THE RADIOACTIVE COCKROACH HICCUPED, AND GRINNED.
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It exploded, but he looked hot. —Anna Rose McHugh via Facebook
She could see who had stayed. —@pameleen via Instagram
Humans. Not my best work. Still … —@gg3_scorpio via Instagram
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